My bad, the official disease is: "a blown head gasket."

I don't know anything about this, so can someone please let me know every and any thing about this situation.

1994 C280 is the vehicle.

It looks like a 2000 though b/c I have everything new on it, from tires and rims, all the way down to the wood trim. I'm just ready to drive the darn thing and I can't now until I get this crap taken care of. I'm a 23 yr old Law Student, I can't handle this.

I'm going to breakdown.....