People touch mine...with their doors!
I've had three dings removed in the last year. Since it's really my wife's mode of transportation, she parks it anywhere.
But the few times I drive it, I notice a lot of aggressive driving behavior with vehicles adjacent to me...
... especially if it's Friday!
My wife and i work in the same building, and because of her crazy deadlines as of late, we have had to take separate cars. We left home at the same time this morning, so I got a chance to watch what happens while she's in the SL. Loads of men in Tahoes and Suburbans either tailgating or passing her up at over 15 mph over her speed (in residential areas).
My wife must not notice this, since she never mentions this stuff to me ever...perhaps our testosterone-laden selves are more atuned to this behavior?