Tom an Ray aren't perfect?!?

Oh NO! I've staked my reputation (and the health and well being of my car) on those BUMS!

Diesel is way too cool! It's sad they don't touch it.... As a diesel owner I know where every diesel vendor (and mechanic) is, much to the amazement of my friends... (really, if more people drove diesels...)

So, what you're saying is, Tom and Rat (yes, it was a typo, but I'll let it stick just in case they're watching) are never going to let me on the air... Those BUMS! Well, so be it. I knew they were bums from the moment I got hooked on their ridiculous waste of air time. No big deal. (So you and I are their two listeners... Their loss)

Anyway, diesel isn't the issue... Nor is Mercedes. If they had *half* a clue (and, again, just in case they're watching, THEY DON'T!), they'd go beyond the rusty Duster and the Honda...

Unfortunately I had a date this evening and didn't have a chance to perform diagnostics on the car... (BTW, don't let the car know that I have a life! She'd go all Christine on me. German style)

Ah, well... Tom, RAT, I hope you're listening - CURE MY CAR!!! Rotten Little Monkeys... I've seen the photos, and you surely don't have a clue. I'm amazed you can find the car, much less your keys!

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OK, I hope they were watching, or at least having ther lackeys watching...

(Thanks for the humor, Peter! It made a good night better.)