I've never known where the donut/police officer association came from, but you have a better since of humor about it than an old friend of mine. My neighbor and fishing buddy from fifteen years ago was a sergeant running the career offenders program in the Arlington Police Department. I guess he took offense at the jokes because I could never get him to eat a donut.
He is now the Deputy Chief of Police, so maybe not eating donuts helps, who knows?<g>
BTW, I'll make a deal, if you'll come to Atlanta, I'll bring the coffee pot.<g>
Have a great day,