There was a costume party where everyone had to come dressed as their favorite emotion. One guy came dressed as the jolly green giant. The host asked him what emotion he was; the guy said "I'm green with envy". A woman came in a devil outfit. When asked, she said "I'm red with rage". A third guy walked in stark naked, his erect member stuck in a small bowl of dessert. The shocked host asked "what the hell emotion are you?"

The guy said "I'm f***ing 'dis custard"
Think about it.