I found this in a newspaper the other day. Actually Larry Bible made me write it I hope this doesnt get him po'd at me or get me kicked off the List. U are welcome to add to it: Please dont be mean to Larry, hes been working on cars in the Hot Texas sun:

W123 Benz Owner 2004 Maxima/Saturn/Taurus/
Altima/SUV/Lexus Owner

Engine: Diesel 2.6 Liter DOHC V6

Qualities: Yankee Thrift Has 7 credit cards
"Can do it" attitude Life is short, pay someone else
Independence What are friends for if you don't
"use" them
Resolute/brave Afraid to go into downtown at
night

Favorite TV: History Channel American Idol
AE TV Who wants to Marry a Millionaire
Discover Channel

Response to a Polite dignified "The Finger"
Horn in traffic: nod or Wave

Favorite White T Shirt Polo, Ralph Lauren
Shirt w. Oil/Sweat Stains

Qualties Loyalty Sheds you like a Snake
as a Friend

Credit No debts,except 250K mortgage
Profile Sears card from 2 car loans
buying too many tools

Favorite Junkyard, EBAY The Newest and biggest
Place to Shop Mall