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rickg · #3 08-31-2004, 10:42 AM

REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION

~REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION~

1. Last name: ___________
(Check appropriate box)
2. First name: First name:
{_} Billy-Bob {_}Bobby-Sue
{_} Billy-Joe {_}Bobby-Jo
{_} Billy Ray {_}Bobby-Ann
{_}Billy-Sue {_}Bobby-Lee
{_}Billy-Mae {_}Bobby-Ellen
{_}Billy-Jack {_}Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

3. Age:____(If unsure, guess)
4. Sex; ___M ___F ___not sure
5. Shoe size: ___Left ___Right
6. Occupation:
{_} Farmer {_} Mechanic
{_} Hair Dresser {_}Waitress
{_} Un-Employed {_}Dirty Politician

7. Spouse's Name:__________________
8. 2nd Spouse's Name:______________
9.3rd Spouse's Name:_______________
10. Lover's Name:_________________
11. 2nd Lover's Name:________________

12. Relationship with spouse:
{_}Sister {_}Aunt
{_}Brother {_}Uncle
{_}Mother {_}Son
{_}Father {_}Daughter
{_}Cousin {_}Pet

13. Number of children living in household:___
14. Number of children living in shed:___
15. Number of children that are yours:___

16. Mother's Name:__________________
17. Father's Name:___________________
(if not sure, leave blank)

18. Education: 1 2 3 4 (circle highest grade completed)

19. Do you {_} own or {_} rent your mobile home?
(check appropriate box)

20. Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
__ Total number of, vehicles you own
__ Number of, Vehicles that still crank
__ Number of, Vehicles in front yard
__ Number of, Vehicles in back yard
__ Number of, Vehicles on cement blocks

21. Firearms you own and where you keep them:
___ Truck ___Kitchen
___ Bedroom ___ Bathroom
___ Shed

22. Model and year of your car:
pickup:_______194__

23. Do you have a gun rack?
{_} Yes {_} No if no,please explain:

24. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
{_} The National IEnquirer {_} The Globe
{_} TV Guide {_} Soap Opera Digest
{_} Rifle And shotgun

25. ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
26. ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
27. ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

28. How often do you bathe:
{_} Weekly
{_} Monthly
{_} Not Applicable

29. How many teeth? ___
30. Color of teeth:
{_} Yellow {_} Brownish-yellow
{_} Brown {_} Black
{_} N/A

31. Brand of chewing Tabacco you preffer:
{_} Red-Man

32. How far is your home from a paved road?
{_} 1 mile
{_} 2 miles
{_} don't know