Good God in heaven, Newbie, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance, Lance, nyet, negatory, mmm-mmm, nuh-uh, oh-oh, and of course my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff -- "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!..."

Wish I could find last Tuesday's season premiere rant, where he gives JD the long list of all the things that he doesn't care about, including "any caucasian person that adds -shizzle to a word."