DslBnz, I am right there with you. What is even more a curse, is that everyone thinks that because I drive a Benz, a motorcycle, and have all this nifty high-dollar junk that I am very happy, have a girlfriend, and all this other crap. So
obviously (

), I am already "taken".
In reality, I am just barely floating financially, doing poorly in school (and am burning out quickly), and have a miserable social life. I LOATHE contact with people my age and am not the kind of guy to pick up some gal at the bar, where all the people my age hang out. And everytime I hear about how some ruthless witch ripped out some friend's heart and stomped on it, I am even happier that I just have a dog. She would never do that, unless it was for a really, really big wheel of cheese...