Ha ha ha, you remind me of a funny story. When I worked in a body shop one day, we had a Volvo 244 to bring in but it wouldn't start. So we mobilized the "goon squad" (everyone in the shop) and pushed it in. As we pushed it thru the door I cut one (farted).

The guy beside me who was the one who was going to work on the car, said "Geez this car stinks". I wanted to laugh but held my peace. The germ of an idea was forming.

From then on whenever I felt a fart coming on I made sure to go over to his work area and give him the benefit of it. I did this in a subtle way, casually going over to get a piece of sandpaper, etc. Kept it up for 2 weeks whenever he was working on that car.

I about drove him nuts. He kept saying "This car stinks. Somebody left some dirty diapers in the trunk." He tore that car apart, trunk mats out, back seat out, under the hood, under the car everywhere looking for the smell. All the time it was me LOL.

I never did tell him but everyone else got quite a laugh out of it.