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Just heard this one...
A man in a confessional booth speaking to a priest:
Man- I have been married for 40 years, I have 5 children and 8 grandchildren. I’ve recently started taking Viagra and the other day I stooped in a bar to have a drink. In the bar I met two 19 year old girls, and to make a long story short, they took me home and I ended up having sex with both of them for 4 hours.
Priest- When was your last confession my son?
Man- I’ve never been to confession father I’m Jewish.
Priest- Then why are you telling me this?
Man- Are you kidding I’m telling everyone.
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