Years ago, I thought making guitars would be like, a really cool thing to do, man. It was and it wasn't. Anyway, some used the word "luthier" for guitar maker - French for lute maker.

A luthier won 2.7 million pounds in the English lottery. When asked what he was going to do he said, "Oh, I'm just going to keep making guitars til it runs out."

How do you get a luthier off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

What's the rarest question in the English language?
Is that the luthier's Ferrari?

What's the difference between an onion and a banjo?
Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola makes a bigger fire.

Two guitar players were having an argument on which one would hit the ground first, if you dropped a banjo and an accordion off of a 10 story building. So they tried it. One guy says, "Did you see which one hit first?" The other guy says, "No. Let's get two more and try it again."

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change it and nine to say, "I could'a done that...."

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