Originally Posted by Botnst

1. Ice down 3 six-packs of beer.
2. Open beer, take deep sip.
3. Drive to paint store, tucking beer in crotch for safe keeping. Take sip of beer and search radio for sports channel. Take sip of beer.
4. Ooops, missed turn. Take sip of beer.
5. Pull into 7-11 to turn around.
6. As long as your here, go get another six-pack of beer out of the cooler to take home. Drop empty in trash and feel ecologically enhanced.
7. Open beer and drive home.
8. Get home and suddenly remember you didn't get in the car to buy beer.
9. Take a sip and laugh at self for being so stupid. Take a sip.
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