OK I will tell my own smoke story! Today as I was getting on I-95 north their was a newer Chrysler ridding my tail. I don't know why but he felt he had to be 6in from my rear bumper! I thought screw this guy and floored it, well not only did I leave a nice stream of smoke he couldn't keep up with me! The ramp was kind of steep and the old 603 just pulled like a train once it downshifted. Then that same Chrysler caught up to me just down the highway and tried to pass me! I kept playing with him speeding up just enough so he couldn't! No matter how hard that poor Chrsyler tried he couldn't pass my SDL!

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

The purpose of the antifreeze is probably to get on people's windshields..
if anyone has ever got it on there..
your glass is basically ruined lest you clean it with some amazing stuff
(glazes and rainbows up every time you use your wipers or it gets wet)
Very bad times

On the way to school and back, I am going from a town of millions to towns of thousands so I get all sorts of bad drivers on my tail. A lot of the terrain is hilly so if I am stopped, I just drop the accelerator and take off leaving a cloud behind.
Some guy thought I was following too close to him one day so he jumped behind me and tailgated. I smoked him out with his shiney brand new car.
Wish I had a stickshift :-D

The anti-freeze makes the roadway as slippery as greased glass. Very illegal. Then again, I guess tail light and brake light cut off switches are illegal also.

Maybe next week we will talk about portable cell phone jammers

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You can get farther with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile.

1984 300D
1985 300CD
1980 300SD
1993 SL500

spraying Human urine on cars? Anti-freeze on the pavement behind you? Man, you guys are just plain EVIL!!! I find that smoke gets the message across pretty well.
-Joe

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'81 MB 300SD, '82 MB 300D Turbo (sold/RIP), '04 Lincoln Town Car Ultimate

Sooner or later every car falls apart, ours does it later!
-German Narrator in a MB Promotion Film about the then brand new W123.

Portable cell phone jammers where can I get one-especially if it stops my work phone from ringing seriously, my 300DT is the king of smoke-it is always visible in the daytime and blocks out headlights at night :p :p

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1982 300DT 190K (Diesel Purge + synthetic oil=smoothness at last!!!)
2004 Ford E-350 6.0 L PSD 227K
2006 Dodge Ram 3500 SRW HO Cummins 4X4 48RE 42K (brute force tow vehicle)
2005 Scion xB wife's rolling pop can
1993 GMC Sierra C3500 6.2 142K

the thread I was looking for.
New members will like this one. LOL, ROFL

God love you William.

I had a set of oversized injectors in my '00 VW NB TDI and had just got a load of bad fuel from a Gulf station that must have been dumping waste motor oil into the under ground tank, when one of the kids at HS I was teaching at tailgated me onto the school parking lot. I had been driving slow @ low RPM's through town when this happened. When he got close to me the second time I romped the NB and his red Chevy truck disappeared in cloud of black smoke clearly visiable to all for blocks around. The real kicker was he had just washed an waxed it and he had his windows down to boot.

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'10 Chrysler T&C Stow-N-Go White. Grandpa's ride.

'13 Chrysler 200 Touring Candy Red. Grandma's ride.

Age and cunning will always over come youth and vigor.