Nah more along the lines of this

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-Typos courtesy of my mobile phone.

The bar I frequent is along the house and comes up next to the porch ,the bar table has a nice added attraction in that the installed Vise makes for a good bottle opener.Dont and wont ever drive dirty ,it makes more sense to just enjoy tinkering around the house while enjoying a cold one .I live in the Highest DWI county in Texas and bars seem to be a never ending supply for idiots over doing it.The deaths go right along with the numbers.One wreck last week almost killed 4 people in an suv 100 yards from my driveway,the mustang driver lost against the heavier suv with no deaths ,very lucky drunk driver.