The Berry Hill Farm Fleet consists of:
The TOAD (mine), an anemic 1982 Ford F100
Buggs Buggy (SWMBO's), an electric cart with more torque and attitude than any of my Mercedes
Bear (Dad's), an old 500cc Kawasaki Mule
and Henrietta, my venerable, '78 model John Deere 2040

TOAD barely has the 'nads to 'pour pis* out of a boot with instructions on the heel' and, despite it's small V-6 engine, swills gasoline like there is no tomorrow. Starting this year, TOAD has been relegated to farm-only use after I dropped the insurance and registration. Actually, I'd like to get rid of it before the mice and snakes take-up permanent residence inside the cab.

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Never a dull moment at Berry Hill Farm.