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You might own a diesel if you know exactly which parking spot you parked in at work.
You might own a diesel if shifting to S means "smoke" and shifting to L means "lots of smoke" to you. Quote:
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"PULL-A-PART quick call list .." Call?! Who do you talk to? The stone faced Latin guy is a tad laconic and the Deliverance guy scares me. This actually happens? The Pull-A-Part calls you? I thought that only happened in heaven. Joe Marroso |
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You might own a diesel IF........
My local Mercedes Dealer parts departments have me on their speed dial for unobtainium diesel parts.
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When they know you well enough, they pay extra to get you a diesel Mercedes, call you, let you in the processing yard with your truck and tools before the car hits the yard, ... heaven is a good place.
However, heaven doesn't provide enough storage from what I've found.
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also if you are a regular, visitor, and make small talk with the employees, they will alert you when someone calls in to sell a car you are looking for.
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You might own a diesel IF........
you can give directions to every diesel fuel station under 50 miles from home.
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If your high school automotive students ask you why your car makes that horrible knocking sound.
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You might own a diesel IF........
you look at everything that's a liquid in a "I wonder if it is a usable fuel for my car" way.
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No, but they all carry transmission fluid
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... if you keep a quart of ATF in the trunk in case you need to prime your car.
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I was running on fumes one day out of town, in a small city. NONE of the stations I drove by had diesel... I finally stopped in one, and parked the car, and the girl I was with was like "what are you going to do? I don't wanna be stranded here!..."
I went in, bought a gallon of atf, and a bottle of fuel conditioner, poured it in the tank, and drove on! finally back on the interstate, found a truck stop and filled her up... the girl was just sooo amazed the car ran on oil...
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The funny thing about this is, I read this yesterday, took off to go to town, was low on fuel, and frantically searched fuel stations for diesel. When I found one, there were huge oil puddles on each side of the diesel fuel pumps, where other vehicles had been parked. Mine, of course is not presently leaking.
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John,
You should have just gone to the local supermarket & got a jug of the cheapest cooking oil (corn?) they had. The girl with you would have been even more impressed & it would have been cheaper. I have done it a couple of times when the fuel stop was shut & I didnt think I would get home.
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