Tyler got it right LMAOROF

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Jon J.
81 240D

I help out one of my friends who has a 2000 Jetta VR6. She always forgets to check the oil, she's run it out once... at least she knows to turn it off when the oil light comes on! I just installed a new ignition coil on it last week, and found it was over a quart low

Thanks for the giggle Tyler

-J

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1991 350SDL. 230,000 miles (new motor @ 150,000). Blown head gasket

Tesla Model 3. 205,000 miles. Been to 48 states!
Past: A fleet of VW TDIs.... including a V10,a Dieselgate Passat, and 2 ECOdiesels.
2014 Cadillac ELR
2013 Fiat 500E.

i am a gay man, and i know how to check the oil. in fact, my gay friends refer to me as "lesbian john", because i like to work on cars. and because of my sleeveless flannel shirt collection... :/

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1985 300d champagne/palomino ~133k
1979 300d dead parts car ~???

Haha!!! LOL!

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Thanks,
Mark in NC

"Spark plugs?...We don't need no stinking spark plugs!"
1985 300SD "Der Silberne Schlitten" 420,000 mi


Wish these were diesel:
2003 Ford Club Wagon 130,000 mi

I have know quite a few gay men who worked on or where heavily into cars/hot rod (no pun), and i even have known a few girls that were like that too

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Wie lange wird Ihr Auto leben?

I bought the car in my sig from some lesbians. Sadly, neither was 21, nor were they anywhere close to "hot"

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1991 300E - 212K and rising fast...

Too true! Somehow, the ones in real life are way WAY different from the ones on Pay-Per-View.

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'98 E300 turbodiesel

Yesi agree......... There would Definately be something fishy going on if they were spending time messin around under the hood.

I taught my daughters how to check their oil and tranny fluid, air in their tires, etc. I doubt that they do it now, but they know how. It's refreshing to meet people who don't allow themselves to be pigeon-holed into societal stereotypes.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

You're just comfortable with both gays and diesel mercedes, and when they have major automotive problems, they end up finding you through friends.

Your perception is just skewed because all those people out there with diesel mercedes who are not having problems are not calling you.

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'83 300DTurbo http://badges.fuelly.com/images/smallsig-us/318559.png

Broadband: more lies faster.

When I was working (police officer), I had a partner who was a lesbian. She rode to work every day on a Harley with a side car. She wouldn't be caught dead in a Subaru and hated Gloria Estaban and Anne Murray. She was a trip! Now I am as old school and conservative as they come, but I gotta say she was a good cop and a great partner, no...the BEST partner, and I am not ashamed to admit that she has remained a close friend over the years. I learned something about myself in dealing with our relationship...it went from "I can't believe they are pairing me up with this person!!" to "Gosh, I miss seeing you everyday now that we are both retired and have moved on." Life's funny, ain't it?

She could wrench on that Harley too, boy!

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"Life is tough...it's even tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne


Dave
Pawleys Island, SC

'79 300CD

Being Gay has nothing to do with taking care of a car. In fact I know a gay couple who restores Mercedes. They sold me the Ponton. The only difference between them and other guys I know who are into cars is that their cars were always show room clean... as far as stereotypes go, I have to say thats a positive not a negative!

Now girls with cars is a whole different story. A girl I knew and was friends with refused to listen to me about having bald tires. later she slid off the road and wrecked her car (1985 300D) Since it was a 123 I told her to call Garrett (Dieselkraut23) because I knew he had a spare fender and other body parts she needed... she refused to do that also. Last night I learned she sold the car and the new owner found Garretts business card in the car and called him... guess whos getting a new fender... the new owner... Just makes me sick.

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I've found that the only thing more manly than a straight man, is a lesbian (the "male" of the pair). This was pointed out to me by a gay friend.

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Gone to the dark side

- Jeff

The Mrs just read this thread. She laughed & then said that there are too many people in the world that always try & categorize others.
The 2 behaviors, being a lesbian & checking the oil have no connection.
Too many little boys fantasizing she thinks.
Is there some new porn clip on some XXX site about this?
BTW she has no lesbian tendencies & always checks the oil/water/tires.

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Grumpy Old Diesel Owners Club group

I no longer question authority, I annoy authority. More effect, less effort....

1967 230-6 auto parts car. rust bucket.
1980 300D now parts car 800k miles
1984 300D 500k miles
1987 250td 160k miles English import
2001 jeep turbo diesel 130k miles
1998 jeep tdi ~ followed me home. Needs a turbo.
1968 Ford F750 truck. 6-354 diesel conversion.
Other toys ~J.D.,Cat & GM ~ mainly earth moving

not a picture thread then?