Ok this is just too weird to not post.

So i have a lesbian customer that has an 1980 300D......i have been telling her watch the oil and it does burn a lil bit, but over all a very healthy engine.

Last week she calls be cause she has a lock knocking sound....a few mins later bam seized engine with no oil. she hadn't checked it for over 3weeks!

Today my friend gave me contact info for one of his friends as she (lesbian) is havent a problem with her car. Guess what she was driving her 1980 300D and it just stopped.......guess what guys? NO oil!


What do these girls have in common? They are both 21yrs old both, both live downtown, both are lesbian, both are very hot and HAD running 1980 300Ds.


BOTH killed them from not checking the oil.


I have nothing against any gays of any kind i am just stating sexuality because of the funny luck.

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Maybe they thought they didn't need any lube?

There are just so many potential responses........
Where to start....

As far as association, Subaru has the lesbian factor sewn up
Google "Subaru" and "lesbian"....

Jim

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14 E250 BlueTEC black. 45k miles
95 E320 Cabriolet Emerald green 66k miles
94 E320 Cabriolet Emerald green 152k miles
85 300TD 4 spd man, euro bumpers and lights, 15" Pentas dark blue 274k miles

They don't like handling dipsticks.

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1985 500SL Euro w/ AMG bits 130k
1984 300SD Turbodiesel 192k
1980 240D Stick China 188k
2001 CLK55 AMG 101k
2007 S600 Biturbo 149k Overheated Project, IT'S ALIVE!!!

Hot and Lesbian... Rare commodity, Apparently the 300D is not.

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MB roster
'85 500SE euro Ratrod
'92 500E's x2 / '94 E500 stored
'91 560SEC w/43K stored
'92 Cabby 16V OE 2.1 AutoX car
JDM RHD cars now.

Thought they all drove subarus?

(reference to a thread a couple months back)

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Current stable:
- 2004 Mazda RALLYWANKEL
- 2007 Saturn sky redline
- 2004 Explorer...under surgery.

Past: 135i, GTI, 300E, 300SD, 300SD, Stealth

In the last 9 or 10 years I have bought several manual 240Ds that young female drivers have toasted by running them out of oil.

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1985 Euro 240D 5 spd 140K
1979 240D 5 spd, 40K on engine rebuild
1994 Dodge/Cummins, 5 spd, 121K
1964 Allice Chalmers D15 tractor
2014 Kubota L3800 tractor
1964 VW bug

"Lifes too short to drive a boring car"

likely they are the feminine variant of lesbian... and had little in the way of a mechanic role model growing up.

I know WAAAAAAAAAAY more guys and straight women that destroy their cars in this manner than any other type of owner.

one of my refrigeration customers bought a 1984 chevrolet corvette new from the factory, and his idea of keeping it original included the original oil filter, oil, tires, everything... he informed me of this as it passed the 90,000 mile mark...

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John HAUL AWAY, OR CRUSHED CARS!!! HELP ME keep the cars out of the crusher! A/C Thread
"as I ride with my a/c on... I have fond memories of sweaty oily saturdays and spewing R12 into the air. THANKS for all you do!

My drivers:
1987 190D 2.5Turbo
1987 190D 2.5Turbo
1987 190D 2.5-5SPEED!!!

1987 300TD
1987 300TD
1994GMC 2500 6.5Turbo truck... I had to put the ladder somewhere!

I know a lesbian couple who both drive GMC pickups. One of them also has a 1971 VW Super Beetle.

When I was in Afghanistan, I left my '71 in the care of a friend of mine who happens to be gay. Before I left, I told him that the transmission leaked, so he should check the fluid frequently. About halfway through deployment I got an email to the effect that the transmission wasn't shifting. He stopped driving the car and just ran the engine every so often. When I went to pick the car up, I found that the transmission was three quarts low on transmission fluid. This prompted the most quotable thing I've ever heard him say, "I'm a gay musician. Don't leave your cars with gay musicians."

On analysis by the transmission shop, it turns out being run out of fluid actually had nothing to do with the failure. Part of the governor assembly failed-1500 miles after a rebuild.

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Whoever said there's nothing more expensive than a cheap Mercedes never had a cheap Jaguar.

83 300D Turbo with manual conversion, early W126 vented front rotors and H4 headlights 400,xxx miles
08 Suzuki GSX-R600 M4 Slip-on 22,xxx miles
88 Jaguar XJS V12 94,xxx miles. Work in progress.

I ran a 600 slip marina in a strongly-gay town. Gay/lesbian comes in many shapes and sizes, some mechanically astute, some completely helpless, just like straight people.

I sure did hear a lot of funny jokes though, being the token straight guy and all.

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Gone to the dark side

- Jeff

I don't expect that there are many 21 year old girls that check their own oil regardless of their sexual orientation.

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With best regards

Al

Wow. Let's hope vintage Mercedes don't catch any more widely with twentysomething lesbians.

Between ill-conceived WVO experimentation and them, they'll be even fewer decent 123s left....

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2002 e320 4matic estate│1985 300d│1980 300td
Previous: 1979 & 1982 & 1983 300sd │ 1982 240d

“Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.” ― Joseph Heller, Catch-22

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'70 F100 shortbed
'82 Diesel Westy
'83 Euro 300TD
Curtlo Viper
Yeti ARC
Surly long haul trucker

Generalizations can be generalized but specifically applied, or held up to a person, they are myths. I have plenty of gay friends, lived and worked closely with a few. For every datum that fits 'men on film' there's one that doesn't.

Tyler's is the best tho.

If it can't go 3 weeks w/o oil, it's using more than a little oil.

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All things are burning, know this and be released.

82 Benz 240 D, Kuan Yin
12 Ford Escape 4wd

You're four times

It's hard to

more likely to

concentrate on

have an accident

two things

when you're on

at the same time.

a cell phone.

www.kiva.org It's not like there's anything wrong with feeling good, is there?

Like I said before nothing against them just thought it was funny this happened so close in time frame and so many similarities.

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