There is no such thing as 'idiot proof'.

I prefer 'Natural Selection'. Much better solution.

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83 300TD (need rear wiper assembly dead or alive)
84 300SD Daily driver
85 300TD almost 400k miles and driven daily.
98 E300D *sold
86 300SDL *sold and made flawless 10 hour journey to new home.

My favorite humor website.

DARWIN AWARDS
http://www.darwinawards.com/

Here's one I heard from a female friend once:

"My car won't go. Can you tell me what's wrong with it?"

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1976 240D "Katja"