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[vstech]

Originally Posted by Delibes

Link: 1983 Mercedes Benz Wagon /// Turbodiesel

Hello,
I am selling my 1985 Mercedes Wagon 300TD
Runs great.
300,xxx Miles, and if you know Diesel engines then you know that they go for 1,000,000 miles!
Clean Beige Interiors
3rd Seats.
Has been very reliable to me.
Come and have a look at it.
$7900
No emails
No Texts
Calls Only
(213)718-0394

believe it or not, this one will likely sell and be a good deal to a buyer. I wish I had the crossbars... interesting color... makes it kind of rare...

[NC-Diesel]

1972 Mercedes-Benz 220-Class

[Mojoan]

I think you should get money back for having less than 25 sensors.

That is if you are stupid enough to fall for that warranty crap.

[vstech]

I love that he'll take Mastercard/visa for purchasing a car...

[NC-Diesel]

Yeah this guys is a riot. The vin is 11111111111. This car has been for sale in some form or another here for like 1 year or so it seems.

[Mark DiSilvestro]

WOW. That looks exactly like the '72 220 I had back in '87. I called that color 'chocolate-milk'.
Hope it's in better shape than mine turned out to be. Mine had a bent frame, a cracked gas-tank, a worn-out steering-box, a bad power-brake booster, a dead AC, and assorted rust spots sprouting under the shiny paint.
I believe mine had that same kind of "leather" too!
No craigslist in those days.
After a year of driving & and spending about a grand to fix most of the flaws, I was lucky to get almost what I paid for it!

Happy Motoring, Mark

[gerryvz]

Does using Üro parts help accelerate the rate at which these cars turn into terds?

[NC-Diesel]

Yes. The proportional density of the cheap materials used in Uro parts and their increased atomic weights causes them to take on such mass as to become miniature black wholes. Oddly these black holes on attract money rather than other mass so much of this phenomenon is here to fore unexplained...

[NC-Diesel]

The long slide into turdom....

[dcotejr]

Originally Posted by vstech

charlie's first post, I edited to include uploaded pics, but his second one, with the tree damaged car... the pics are too big. PP will not allow them.
if this happens, the pics need to be uploaded to a photo editing site, and reduced to fit on the site.
time consuming, I know, but without the steps the page will ultimately fail...

John - one could also use an image editing program (such as the free Irfanview) to easily reduce image sizes for upload...

[vstech]

Originally Posted by dcotejr

John - one could also use an image editing program (such as the free Irfanview) to easily reduce image sizes for upload...

yup, that'd work too. anything to reduce the image size to fit on our server is fine.

[Mölyapina]

Originally Posted by Delibes

83 mercedes 240d DIESEL 45mpg

Oh my Lord... 45 MPG and about an extra $2,800 needed in bodywork!

"83 mercedes 240 d diesel 200k 4 speed runs great 45 plus mpg 401-263-2450 $2800-obro"

He's been trying to sell that thing since late last summer.

[giff]

Originally Posted by Jooseppi Luna

He's been trying to sell that thing since late last summer.

....the land of the reversible Dremel (odo) tool.

Well it looks every bit of 200K miles (considering the Northeast winters....)

[LoosBenz]

1967 Benz 200d $1500

"it has a cutlass engine and frame its got a b&m shifter i have the original owners manual and shifted knob i drove it to my house 2 months ago and it sat in the cold So it don't start **DOES NOT HAVE THESE RIMS HAS A HUB CAP WHEELS**"

[cooljjay]

Originally Posted by LoosBenz

1967 Benz 200d $1500

"it has a cutlass engine and frame its got a b&m shifter i have the original owners manual and shifted knob i drove it to my house 2 months ago and it sat in the cold So it don't start **DOES NOT HAVE THESE RIMS HAS A HUB CAP WHEELS**"

Someone please put it out of its misery......