But the SD's were quite limited in comparison...

I saw that one on CL a week or two ago and I thought it was sad what someone did to it. Why would someone want to put a hood stack on a 300SD? I have seen it too many times and it is ridiculous every time.

This one is an absolute classic!


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My dad emailed me this CL ad to check out for him.
1997 Mercedes Benz E.300 Diesel 6 Cilynders
http://images.craigslist.org/00v0v_l...Zu_600x450.jpg

I tried to warn him about salvage title cars but he persisted. Before I had a chance to check it out on carfax I googled the VIN and found this.
1996 Mercedes Benz E300 D Salvage Vehicle Title Title Car for sale in Longview, TX at Copart Auto Auction lot 13323252
http://images.copart.com/website/dat...3323252_1X.JPG

NOPE

See, it buffed right out :)

Sixto
87 300D

If it was repaired correctly I wouldn't have an issue with it....but i have a high high doubt it wasn't....

um...

1994 Mercedes E 420 turbo

1994 Mercedes E 420 turbo (charleston )

I can only surmise the genius listing this car assumes the picture is of a turbo...


"Selling for parts. Good engine.
Trans is bad. Any questions, ask"

The replaced head lamp is more yellow than the original one on the other side, the hood is shifted - lol - this is a hired at 4:30PM on a Friday job.

You never know what pops up when you do a google search for all of craigslist.

I've copied the text for later posting, ,I think the PP word filter would blow up if I don't blot out most of the ad. When blotted, it will look like a report from area 51.. . .

And, the paper in the back window is a temp registration tag meaning the car is less than 60 days ( more like sub 20 ) away from when he bought it.

93' Mercedes-Benz 300E 2.8L

Now, that is epic poetry! I want a "boss-a$$" Mercedes "ehffin" Benz! I guess he got laid too much and he has to sell it now. That or the fact it does not drive. Must be the former... Well, it could be haunted by Jews if one chooses to follow the seller's logic.

That made me lol. Thanks.
I don't think he got laid. But we all know that. Best Craigslist ad I've seen in months. Thanks for posting that SL320.

The car from post 309 is back, but somehow the language is normal.

93' Mercedes-Benz 300E 2.8L

it was better before…. I haven't laughed that hard in a while

Hm, all quiet in the **TURD** front!

Naah, I think Gooseppi just isn't posting anything about all the cars he's buying up.

to avoid "Gooseppi" from getting all the blame...

I accidentally put this link in the other CL thread. It is more appropriate here:
Mercedes-Beans

It runs greak and has no pronbles.

W124 almost as fast as a Bugatti Veyron???
 

Check out the top speed of this MB:

1995 MERCEDES-BENZ E420 86K MILES

Jewseppi, Gooseppi... what's next? :D
LOL, this is the first post I saw when I came to this thread, and I was like... "What have I done? And what's with 'Gooseppi'?"

Here's my contribution. It's not on CL, but I think it counts in it's own way...

http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/mercedes-cars-sale/356698-1987-benz-diesel-wagon-sale-rare-pics-link.html

I kind of liked Jewseppi actually.

This guy should get an offer of $5k minus $10 for every mph below 250 the car can achieve... Should net about $10 for the car... Figure it's reach $4k?

"Mechanics Special!!!"
1992 MERCEDES 300D TURBO**MECHANIC SPECIAL**

He sure does have a 1992 Mercedes 300. And he'll have it for a while too! :D

Take out the 1 in 1250 and it's more like it.

exactly! :)

Pictures and price speak for themselves: 1995 Mercedes E300D obo for parts salvage title

Thanks Jake, that made my day!

Wow I'm not sure to be impressed with the 471k or disgusted


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Me too.
I would never put it on my car, but I actually love that wing :eek:

How ya doin', Matt?

I'm quite disgusted since I've seen better at that mileage.. Seen it before in the area in the past, it looks just as scary as the pictures.

Please... if you post in this thread... copy, and paste the info from the ad, and the pictures to this thread...

posting only the link does not add to this thread, it only makes a flash in the pan.

I'm going to start deleting link posts again...:mad:

text from the ad...

Mercedes e300 diesel parts for sale 1995 has 471k miles, engine runs. Car was hit on left passenger side. Call email or txt any time.


My question... what's a left passenger side? rear? Right hand drive car? the left side picture is useless.

I bring up exhibit A... from you jake.

a link you made, to a page that is no longer on CL... so useless.:mad:

this ad, has been edited to remove the 250mph statement, so... without the picture that Shortsguy1 posted, would make no sense.

PLEASE everyone posting in this thread, INCLUDE THE IMAGES AND TEXT from the ad at Least as good as Shortsguy1 did!

:cool:

and, the ad is gone, so we don't know what you are talking about...:mad:

I wonder what the text he copied is... and where he copied it to...:mad: no idea what area 51 wording would be...

1981 Mercedes 300D Diesel - $2000 (Ruidoso NM)

1981 Mercedes 300D Diesel


1981 Mercedes 300D runs has a crashed front end good for a parts car or fixer upper beautiful interior no damage other than to the front right fender asking 2000 obo make an offer contact Russell at 1-575-nine73-zero six0eight call or txt any time

Wow... jump on that deal.

John you are not serious, right? :P

What I like to know is what the person ran into. It looks fairly high up, as the bumper seems untouched and the fender is pushed down. It isn't something narrow like a high set semi trailer bumper. Just got me wondering...

So, is that the going rate for a mangled Mercedes these days?

Happy Motoring, Mark

I'm doubting it was the lowly pile of cinder blocks the car is sitting behind. LOL.

Some people think that anything with a 3-pointed star is worth big cash - no matter what. I suppose everyone thinks their stuff is worth more than the next guy's when it comes to selling. A lot of times, people price things for sale based on the value it has to them and not the buyer.

... I'd like to get that for some of my running rust free turbo cars...

I actually think this should go in the alert thread, not the turd thread... It's not outrageously priced, and it's supposedly low miles...

The car was available for over 3 weeks on there. It probably sold. Still harping on the link? :rolleyes:

I asked the seller- What type of accident? What was the object that was hit?

Reply-
"no idea the car came with the house contact me in person at ********** I don't do email because of scams thanks

Wish our house came with a Mercedes diesel...

Yes.

The purpose of this thread is to provide ongoing humor. NOT just a joke of the day.

Attach the content. Attach the images by actually uploading them to the server with advanced manage attachments.

I may begin issuing warnings if the rules are not followed

MERCEDES 300 TURBO DIESEL


For 10k you could a. not lie about mpg. b. not have a cracked dash. c. why is the tmp gauge up with the key off?

There's a 84 300D for 11K in here
 

This is doosy of a listing. Not sure if I should laugh or have some compassion for this fellow. He's selling a mobile home, 300d and a boat w/o engine or transmission for 31K. So for the right buyer, maybe that wants all this, goldmine.

Buried in there is the 300D with fairly low miles, but asking 11K. Seems like he took care of it, but WOW.

Mobile Home and Mercedes Benz

Quote from ad
"Now about the car.One of the best Mercedes that MERCEDES BENZ ever put out hands down. This is the 1984 MERCEDES 300D TURBO DIESEL with only 82000 original miles. This cars original owner was a man that had a number of cars and just did not use this one much like his others. CLEAN CAR FAX. no accidents. It is so reliable and fuel efficient that it will last you another 30 years with out any problems just change the oil and fuel filters. Now what have I done to it after I found it just sitting in the garage? This work was all done in May-June- July 2014.
All fluids and filters changed,(Yes the one in the power steering as well) :)
New Battery, rotors brakes-Full tune up Valves adjusted, all vacuum lines and pumps checked and working perfectly. NO LEAKS. The Car had the wheel alignment done on 6-04-14
All Hinges, power windows properly lubed and sun roof as well. All lights on this vehicle work. (Amazing)
AC fully charged with no leaks. ICE COLD. (The whole AC system was taken out and new one put in 3 years age, yes all hoses condenser compresser.A whopping amount of money for this work.)
The Cruise control works & interment wipers work. The rear defroster works.When you open the rear door the rear light goes on only. AMAZING!
The power antenna goes up and down perfectly and the cassette tape still works perfectly.All 4 speakers work great. (yes I still have some cassettes.) :)
The power door locks and trunk,and yes the gas door work perfect. The two visor lights come on when you open to see your self in the mirror.
The car is amazing,you really feel safe in this Car. The paint is faded and could use a very good compound. Becker radio works with AM/FM Cassette. I wanted to leave it all Original.
It drives beautiful,with great acceleration, a real classic with the right color combo,just a very very rare find.Its a car that can be driven everyday with no worries."

please copy text and pics to the peachparts server.:mad:

Look again at the orientation of the key. Looks to me like it's in the glow position.