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hi gents, I've realley enjoyed reading all the threads in reply to Hunter's bitty buddy and her green SUV, especialley when her son comes in wee hours with his boom box firing max DB'sssss. The 3:00 AM runs to 7-11 with max warm up sounds like good idea. Keep her happy, Bubba
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Rejoice
I know it isn't nice to tease a moron, but....
This woman needs something in her life to take you off the top of her piss list. If you sent her name and address in to Dianetics they will send people to sign her up...... many times It only costs $25 to register her as an active member in the KKK Read some of the books written on "getting even". Please remember that it is most important to never let the mark know it was you. Or you can simply go "passive" and continue to annoy her with your normal schedule. Keep up the walking. We want you here a long, long time. And quietly rejoice that you can annoy a bit*h without really trying.
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Just poor some cheap oil in the tank and let it "warm up" for 30min at 5 am on a Saturday.
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I had one of those pissy neighbors once in Charlotte. I use to park my high mileage Jetta Turbo Diesel between our houses,(close together older homes with crawl spaces) and would start up that oil burning worn out jetta and rev it a few times until the smoke would eventually come out from under the house on the other side. From a distance it looked like the house was on fire with all the smoke coming from under the foundation. HEHE I didnt like them at all. I know they were glad that I moved.
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She paid in full for ugly mouth.
She had the gall to b**** at my friend yesterday.
He drives a 1978 F500 diesel. He parked in front of her house and left it idle for an hour. We walked out to get a tool from his truck. She stalked out and cut loose with ugly mouth. He looked at her, reached in the cab, flipped a switch and smiled real big. Roughly ten seconds later, the engine idle climbed above 2K, air and A/C compressor kicked in. A wonderful huge (30 foot) belch of black cloud almost made her vanish in front of us. She ran away coughing and gagging. :ROFL: Hugs and back slapping, with laugh tears, he went home. |
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What a sore sight for eyes!
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One other punishment could be, is to use WVO(preferbly from Mickey D's or the likes and direct that exhaust in her bedroom/ house, so as to make her drool and become hungry for fast food. 6 times a day should be enough. If she runs out every time to get (fill in favorate FF place), then she should weigh 200+lbs after a few months and I'm sure she won't come out running anymore.(more crawling at a snails pace) Either she won't be able to or she won't want to. Either way she'll leave you alone. Louis. |
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Can I borrow your
Panzer please???
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A Panzer is a good idea, it would be great fun if anyone cut you off!
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mmmm...smoke....
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Proud owner of .... 1971 280SE W108 1979 300SD W116 1983 300D W123 1975 Ironhead Sportster chopper 1987 GMC 3/4 ton 4X4 Diesel 1989 Honda Civic (Heavily modified) --------------------- Section 609 MVAC Certified --------------------- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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And the Germans couldn't get the diesels started in the cold Russian winters.
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My brother & I were working on his 85 300cd back in April.
Oil delivery problems, fuel problems... long story short... Fire department showed up, thought the garage was on fire. Pity, just an old MBZ that needed a little more love.
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