Love at first sight.
Her son has a new girl friend, they want to get married.
The girl has a 1978 F350 diesel with 300,000 on the clock.
The exhaust is broken under the cab.
The noise and smoke are incredible.
I talked with her and mentioned smoking, and how her future in-law hates diesel.
She was grinning real big driving away.

ROFL

Wow that is one cool girl!

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1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

I think this is by far the best suggestion!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE print out the info from these websites, and nail it to the crazy b!tch's front door!

Mike

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not my favorite, but the wife wanted it

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That is absolutely HILARIOUS!

Poetic justice, at its finest.

Mike

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1982 300D-gone---sold to a buddy
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1994 E320
not my favorite, but the wife wanted it

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www.myspace.com/openskyseparators
www.myspace.com/doubledrivemusic

Guys have burping contests where the prize goes to the loudest and/or longest burp. They also have farting contests to see who lights the best flame when they fart.

Why don't you and that girl have a diesel contest to see who has the loudest roar and smokiest smoke? right outside the old bag's house, of course.

Well if you do that Roy, make sure you set your cars valve lash to Andy's specs. Hell you can fill that witchs (replace w with b) entire yard with that much smoke. Sorry Andy couldn't resist!!!!

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Vice-President of the MBCA International Stars Section

bottom line, if she is buying a Caddilac Esclade she is not green. she might be a pouser but she is not green.

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no, a typical b*tch is more like it. and yes reasoning with some one like her will in fact be pointless unless you are interested in raising your blood pressure some.

tree huggers don't drive escalades we drive diesels

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I should maybe turn my alda down a little.....I leave a haze now when I accelerate quickly.... But how I love the power!! Its especially visible in the dark now, people must hate being behind me.

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'15 GLK250 Bluetec 118k - mine - (OC-123,800)
'17 Metris(VITO!) - 37k - wifes (OC-41k)
'09 Sprinter 3500 Winnebago View - 62k (OC - 67k)
'13 ML350 Bluetec - 95k - dad's (OC-98k)
'01 SL500 - 103k(km) - dad's (OC-110,000km)
'16 E400 4matic Sedan - 148k - Brothers (OC-155k)

Another lecture from an officer RE: how filthy diesels are, and tried to ticket me for air pollution (ambient -3F, smoke on acceleration at night).

I requested he call a supervisor, seven minutes later officer green was being lectured RE: air pollution and diesels are not his concern EVER...

Supervisor thanked me for being patient.

In Detroit??? Weird.

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"Buster" in the '95

Our all-Diesel family
1996 E300D (W210) . .338,000 miles Wife's car
2005 E320 CDI . . 113,000 miles My car
Santa Rosa population 176,762 (2022)
Total. . . . . . . . . . . . 627,762
"Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz."
-- Janis Joplin, October 1, 1970