HOLY CRAP ANOTHER ONE?! YOU BET YOUR ASS ANOTHER ONE!!

Feast your eyes on this (pictures not included) gentlemen, a like used K&N air filter professionally installed on a 1995 E320 Special Edition. YES KIDS THIS IS A SPECIAL ED AIR FILTER!!!!!

This air filter was on my parts car, and while it did provide 500 additional horses under the hood, I just can't hold on to it right now. My Mann filter is making sure I don't get any speeding tickets and keeping those panties firmly in place (you're welcome ladies).

Well this air filter will have those g-strings on the ground in no time. You know, the kind your girlfriend will wear but your wife wont. With the exciting sound that this air filter creates from your engine ladies will literally take their pants off in front of you. It's times such as these that women wear their belts around their waist but not around their pants.

Pants.

Some technical information about the filter:

-Over 1000+ Nautical Horsepower increase
-Professionally cleaned by my Maytag dish washer
-Red
-Reusable, for long lasting engine life and superior filtering-whatever
-Air filter
-Poor water filter
-Rectanular.
-Made from the finest materials from eastern China
-Every previous owner of this air filter had a beard and wore Flannel

This should fit any filter housing that an M104 filter would, but lets be honest you should probably just adapt a filter housing for this filter because it's just that good.

A whopping $30 will get this filter shipped to your door. $30? Colin, are you crazy? **** yes I'm crazy, and this is a great deal for a GREAT air filter! So get this while you still can, or forever regret not having the power and fury that is the K&N air filter.

I think that accident you were in messed your head up.

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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes

1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."

Hey I sold another one this way two years ago!

Do you think we'll ever return to the days of selling cracked dashboard wood?

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1992 W201 190E 1.8 171,000 km - Daily driver
1981 W123 300D ~ 100,000 miles / 160,000 km - project car stripped to the bone
1965 Land Rover Series 2a Station Wagon CIS recovery therapy!
1961 Volvo PV544 Bare metal rat rod-ish thing

I'm here to chat about cars and to help others - I'm not here "to always be right" like an internet warrior



Don't leave that there - I'll take it to bits!

Nahh, I've heard it's not all it's cracked out to be.

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"Senior Luna, your sense of humor is still loco... but we love it, anyway." -rickymay ____ "Your sense of humor is still loco... " -MBeige ____ "Señor Luna, your sense of humor is quite järjetön" -Delibes

1982 300SD -- 211k, Texas car, tranny issues ____ 1979 240D 4-speed 234k -- turbo and tuned IP, third world taxi hot rod

2 Samuel 12:13: "David said to Nathan, “I have sinned against the Lord.” And Nathan said to David, “The Lord also has put away your sin; you shall not die."

And that's not all, folks... if you call in the next 30 minutes -- and only 30 minutes, we can't keep doing this all night -- we're going to DOUBLE YOUR ORDER, that's right, TWO quality K&N filters for the price of one!!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!!!!!!!

The first 100 callers will receive, as our gift, a free set of URO flex discs.

YES, THATS' RIGHT, I SAID URO, the first name in quality aftermarket parts for all european cars, and proud OE supplier to prestigious makes such as Wartburg, GAZ and Great Wall Motors.

These beautiful URO mounts are lovingly crafted by insanely happy chinese migrant workers in beautiful, state of the art facilities that feature all the latest in employee conveniences, such as comfy anti-suicide nets and chain-locked fire exits.

So don't delay! Order these wonderful parts today! Your Mercedes will explode with gratitude!

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Mac
2002 e320 4matic estate│1985 300d│1980 300td
Previous: 1979 & 1982 & 1983 300sd │ 1982 240d

“Let's take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.” ― Joseph Heller, Catch-22