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Top Ten Things to Do With Boneheaddoctor Posts
He has pissed off some, exasperated others, whether in his original personna of VirginiaDude, or in his current incarnation as boneheaddoctor. Imagine that we have in our possession all eighty kazillion of his posts. In the spirit of good fun, I submit this list of recommendations for what to do with the pile:
10. Make multiple copies and distribute them to 3rd grade classrooms around the country as a proofreading exercise. (Note to teachers: Brighter students will quickly become bored). 9. Send a set to the office of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton (D, NY), to inform her where the epicenter of the "vast right wing conspiracy" is. 8. Contract with Home Depot for their use as a wallpaper pattern for decorating the typical Neo-Con Den. Include in the kits 8 x 10 glossies of such Bonehead heroes as Ollie North, Bill O'Reilly, and Benito Mussolini. 7. Send several sets to DNC headquarters for use when the toilet paper runs out. 6. Make hundreds of copies and drop them from a small aircraft over Northern Virginia, with little post-it notes attached, reading, "He lives among you!" 5. Donate a set to the local firing range for target practice. 4. Make multiple sets for use in Logic 101 classes in universities around the country. Particularly suitable as a COUNT THE FALLACIES exercise. 3. Gift wrap and send a set to George W. Bush. (No, wait--scratch that idea! Dubya might appoint the Bonehead as Secretary of State!) 2. Submit a set to the David Letterman Show for the segment known as "Stupid Human Tricks." 1. Donate several sets to the local animal shelter, which is always in need of something with which to line the cage floors. Have I missed anything? Other submissions are welcome. Joe B. |
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Uh oh..... you may wind up in his liberal internment camp.......
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I'm still waiting to find out that BHD is the alter-ego of another forum member.
BHD, are you definitely not someone else?
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Chalk up another point for BHD, 3 threads named after him and countless hours of wasted time by his opponents.
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I also noticed in 10 tries the originator of this thread can't say anything even remotely humorous, this is call humor impotence.
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From Bot's stalker to BHD's - moving downmarket?
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I am pretty certain that Spock was Tank.
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Was that "tank" or "tanked"?
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Fact this is. |
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Scared Bonehead Straight
I use his posts to show my kids what happens if you get involved with trailer park crank.
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Oh good I pissed off Joe Bauers.......................Success. Its so sweet
You Liberals can't stand having someone you can't fool with your bullcrap, can you.
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Proud owner of .... 1971 280SE W108 1979 300SD W116 1983 300D W123 1975 Ironhead Sportster chopper 1987 GMC 3/4 ton 4X4 Diesel 1989 Honda Civic (Heavily modified) --------------------- Section 609 MVAC Certified --------------------- "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche |
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