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Old 01-18-2005, 10:57 PM
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For that presumption, the Mods will curse you with a wife that looks like Salma Hayek and screws like Mother Teresa and treats you like a whore.
ROTFLMAO.
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:57 PM
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For that presumption, the Mods will curse you with a wife that looks like Salma Hayek and screws like Mother Teresa and treats you like a whore.
Q: What does Mother Teresa and 7up have in common?
A: Never had it and never will.

BTW, I wouldn't mind my wife treating me like a whore. She could pay me to have sex with her. I can live with that. Or she could treat me like a cheap slut. Mmmmmmmm.
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Old 01-18-2005, 11:15 PM
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Q: What does Mother Teresa and 7up have in common?
A: Never had it and never will.

BTW, I wouldn't mind my wife treating me like a whore. She could pay me to have sex with her. I can live with that. Or she could treat me like a cheap slut. Mmmmmmmm.
You may be confusing a lover with a whore and vice versa. You have my permission to use that as the plot of your next novel.
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You may be confusing a lover with a whore and vice versa. You have my permission to use that as the plot of your next novel.
I wouldn't mind my wife coming home and using my body for sex as often as I.... er... she wants to.

BTW, my novels don't usually have that much plot written into them.
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I let my wife take advantage of my good nature as often as she likes.
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I let my wife take advantage of my good nature as often as she likes.
I let my wife take advantage of my body as often as she likes and as often as I like. My good nature is another story.
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On this note, am I wierd because I don't find younger women as attractive as older women? I mean, I'd jump an 18 yo girl's bones but as far as a relationship that leads to something serious, I'd rather find a girl (for now anyways) a few years older than I am. Of course, someday when I am 60, maybe I might feel different but for now, if I were to date a woman for a relationship, I'd go with 40 something since I am 38.
Yes, you are wierd.

I'm 35, and a fine-looking 25 year-old sounds like a good idea to me!

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Yes, you are wierd.

I'm 35, and a fine-looking 25 year-old sounds like a good idea to me!

Mike
For a romp in the hay or two, I agree. For a relationship, currently I prefer a girl a little older than me.
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For a romp in the hay or two, I agree. For a relationship, currently I prefer a girl a little older than me.
Well actually, my girlfriend is a year and a half older than me....but it's purely coincidental. Definitely not because I specifically went looking for an "older woman". It also hasn't been the norm for me in the past. I usually dated women that were anywhere from 1 to 4 years younger than me.

I've also found that older women tend to get "ticking clock syndrome", if you know what I mean.....

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I like'em best when we have something in common. Matching number of fingers, limbs, and teeth is a good start. Everything else is gravy.
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I like'em best when we have something in common. Matching number of fingers, limbs, and teeth is a good start. Everything else is gravy.
Hahaha! Good one!

But I must ask: Do you mean she must have ALL of her teeth, or just some of them?

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Old 01-19-2005, 08:02 PM
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Hahaha! Good one!

But I must ask: Do you mean she must have ALL of her teeth, or just some of them?

Mike
Now we're getting technical, but if the body's in good shape, not too dented, shocks not blown, no rust, and seems trustworthy, I'll not discriminate between natural and synthetic.
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:09 PM
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Now we're getting technical, but if the body's in good shape, not too dented, shocks not blown, no rust, and seems trustworthy, I'll not discriminate between natural and synthetic.



I prefer older cars, but newer women.

Not TOO new! :ekk: But "newer"....

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Old 01-19-2005, 08:10 PM
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I prefer older cars, but newer women.

Not TOO new! :ekk: But "newer"....

Mike
Wasn't there a C&W song along thsoe lines--maybe Ferlin Husky? Something like, "Older Whiskey, Younger Women, and More Money".
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Old 01-19-2005, 08:13 PM
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Wasn't there a C&W song along thsoe lines--maybe Ferlin Husky? Something like, "Older Whiskey, Younger Women, and More Money".
I don't know. I'm allergic to country music.

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