Why Donald is Getting Hitched This Weekend
 

Whenever she's around, nobody notices his hair.

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Donald Trump and Slovenian model Knauss have been in preparations for their upcoming nuptials. The lavish event will occur January 22 at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach and the 500-person guest list includes such big names as Oprah Winfrey, Elton John, Britain’s Prince Charles, and David Letterman. Trump’s children Donald Jr., Ivanka, Eric, and Tiffany will be there to watch their father say "I do."

Trump remains friends with both of his former wives, Ivana Zelnicek and Marla Maples, but neither will be in attendance at his third wedding. Ivana will be shooting a spot for the Home Shopping Network in Canada. When asked if she would be in attendance, Maples said, "No, no, no. I wish him all the best and I’m very close to him and I really like Melania, but I figure it would not be appropriate. It’s about them now." Maples did send Trump a message that said, "I just wish you a wonderful, wonderful wedding. Many happy, happy times and find your bliss – not easy – find your bliss."

It has been reported that The Donald, although a billionaire, scored free engagement and wedding rings from Graf in return for publicity. Seriously though, this guy needs free engagement and wedding rings? Not only that but one of the country’s best chef’s, Jean-Georges Vongerichten, will provide his culinary services free of charge. Reportedly the couple is registered at Tiffany, Bergdorf Goodman, and Frette. The cheapest thing on the registry is an $8,500 porcelain fruit basket. So that’s how the other half live?! Hopefully third time is the charm for the big D, but if not he has an "iron clad pre-nup" just in case things do not work out.

Cast your gaze momentarily from her more obvious attributes and note the grim, fixed half-smile of determination to declare victory of a battle not yet won, and note the narrow eyes which only widen at the though of gain and worldly prestige.

Doubtless it will make good copy and amuse the canaille whose collective attention span is shorter than the proverbial flea's pr-ck.

Oh yeah, that's one tempting piece of man-candy . . . :D

Wow, she even had her upper lip specially puffed!

It's pretty obvious why he is marrying her.

However, strange as it may seem, she's not my type.

I'd rather take Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, or Webwench. ;)

careful there Paul, did anybody ever tell you why she intentionally misspelled "winch"?

A collagen graduate.