My Daughter sent me this. Its so true


> WORDS WOMEN USE
> >> ******************************
> >>
> >>
> >> FINE
> >> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> right and you need to shut up.
> >>
> >> FIVE MINUTES
> >> If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
> is
> >>only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch
> the
> game before helping around the house.
> >>
> >> NOTHING
> >> This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and
> you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
> end in "Fine"
> >>
> >> GO AHEAD
> >> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
> >>
> >> LOUD SIGH
> >> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often
> >>misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
> and
> >>wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
> over "Nothing"
> >>
> >> THAT'S OKAY
> >> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
> make
>
> >>to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
> before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
> >>
> >> THANKS
> >> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say
> you're
> >>welcome.
> >>
> >> Send this to the men you know to warn them about future
> arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!
> >>
> >> And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh
> >>
> >>
> >> You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.
> >>
> >> For example:
> >>
> >> 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything
> in,
> >>but you can see right through them.
> >>
> >> 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
> takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive
> device
> if
> the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
> are
> pushed.
> >>
> >> 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
> over-inflated
> >>
> >> 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
> anywhere,you
> >>have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air
> part.
> >>
> >> 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and
> retain water.
> >>
> >> 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.
> >>
> >> 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick
> >>people up.
> >>
> >> 8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to
> the bottom.
> >>
> >> 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last
> 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
> >>
> >> 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be
> male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
> it, and while
> he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
>

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