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02-23-2005, 04:51 PM
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German for Dummies.
Being as MB is German in origin....
Here's my GERMAN for DUMMIES.  This is a technical hijack of one of my own posts....thought you might like to share.....feel free to add your own too.......  German for Dummies....? Auto parts in German. Hood...Downslammen und fingerchoppen. Steering wheel......Panikgrabben Autoswerven. Flat tire......Gummipoppen. Foot brake.....Pedalstophen rubberstinkin. Seat belt.....Shirtmarken. Trunk.....Hinten garbaghousen. Gear shift.....Crunchslider Teethchippen. Anti theft horn. .....Klakzenhowlen. Camshaft.....Knokenweller. Carburetter....Spitsmelter. Timing chain......Flopenspocket Axle......Pushenroller. Door......Breezepuphen Panelkinker Silver Star.......Partzrobbern Holenleaven.
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#2
02-23-2005, 05:13 PM
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das crazy american! A useful real term- Scheinwerfer - Headlight (when looking for euro lights on ebay.de )and some real ones you can use in Germany when looking for Merc parts: Dummkomf! - Stupid Head Achtung, Spitfire! - Attention, Spitfire!
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1993 320TE M104 --------------------------------------------------- past: 1983 230E W123 M102 1994 E300D S124 OM606 (x2) 1967 250SE W108 M129 1972 280se 3.5 W108 M116 1980 280SE W116 M110 1980 350SE W116 M116 1992 300E W124 M103 1994 E280 W124 M104 ---------------------------------------------- "music and women I cannot but give way to, whatever my business" -Pepys Last edited by chazola; 02-23-2005 at 06:26 PM.
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02-23-2005, 05:49 PM
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Don't remember where I got this from....might even have been from here...
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It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so. Robert A. Heinlein 09 Jetta TDI 1985 300D
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02-23-2005, 10:29 PM
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"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?" "Nein, I said TWO!"
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-Marty 1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible (Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one) Reading your M103 duty cycle: http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831799-post13.html http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831807-post14.html
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02-23-2005, 10:35 PM
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Ich liken die zoftigfrauen mit der grosser titzen und die kugeln sitzen,und die gespritzen klitzen!
Meine langenschlong sagen "der rump ist gehumpt"
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02-23-2005, 10:54 PM
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"It is a well-known fact that German humour is no laughing matter."
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-Marty 1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible (Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one) Reading your M103 duty cycle: http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831799-post13.html http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831807-post14.html
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#7
02-23-2005, 10:58 PM
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Quote:
"awful".
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02-23-2005, 11:12 PM
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Brassiere--Holdsemfromfloppin
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1983 300-D turbo 1985 300-D turbo 1959 Harley Panhead chopper 1929 Ford coupe restored I hang out with Boneheaddoctor at Schuman Automotive OBK#5 All liberals are mattoids but not all mattoids are liberal.
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#9
02-24-2005, 06:33 AM
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AMG Dickstraigtenen.
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02-24-2005, 07:43 AM
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zer ver zwei peanuts valking down de straße... and vone was assaulted...
...Peanut.
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1993 320TE M104 --------------------------------------------------- past: 1983 230E W123 M102 1994 E300D S124 OM606 (x2) 1967 250SE W108 M129 1972 280se 3.5 W108 M116 1980 280SE W116 M110 1980 350SE W116 M116 1992 300E W124 M103 1994 E280 W124 M104 ---------------------------------------------- "music and women I cannot but give way to, whatever my business" -Pepys
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02-24-2005, 08:47 AM
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02-24-2005, 10:34 PM
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English joke.......... Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput. German joke response....... German Joke........ Die ist ein Kinnerhunder und zwei Mackel uber und der bitte schon ist den Wunderhaus sprechensie. 'Nein' sprecht der Herren 'Ist aufern borger mit zveitingen'. 
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[http://languageandgrammar.com/2008/01/14/youve-got-problems-not-issues/ ] "A liberal is someone who feels they owe a great debt to their fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."
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#13
02-27-2005, 10:24 PM
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Torque specification - gutentite
Too tight - nuckelsplitzen
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02-28-2005, 07:07 AM
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Sie sagen wenn die nose ist geblowen"goesintight" und abend"comesoutloose"
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02-28-2005, 12:30 PM
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Radiator ...... Pukenboil tanken. Throttle pedal stop.......Bahnstormer. Drive shaft.....Buzzentube. Radiator grill.....Hitflatten. Fender....Postmarken. Rear view mirror.......Politziviewen. Windshield.....Blindensquinten.
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[http://languageandgrammar.com/2008/01/14/youve-got-problems-not-issues/ ] "A liberal is someone who feels they owe a great debt to their fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money."
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