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Old 04-05-2005, 09:47 AM
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Hi Guys & Gals

Mike F is here.

Hope all is swell.

There's a lot of sullen vibes in the world today. So, I'm offering some humor.

I thought you people might find this funny.

I stumbled across it doing some, believe it or not, MB research.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i7817
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i7342
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i7772

I may even try to write something myself.

You all should too. I think we MB fans have a sense of humor.

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Old 04-06-2005, 12:45 AM
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Try this one:

http://www.onion.com/

Loads o' laughs.
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Old 04-06-2005, 09:19 AM
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Yeah, that's a good one.

You can also try

www.brokennews.com
www.unconfirmedsources.com

They are good too and any one can contribute, so let us MB types give it a shoot and show them our rate of torque.

Mike
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Old 04-08-2005, 12:25 PM
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Folks--Funny or Tasteless
Funny & Tasteless
Funny
Tasteless
Nyet-Nyet
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i7849
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i7632

I vote Number Two for Number One and Number Three for Number Two.
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Old 04-08-2005, 04:20 PM
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How's this ?
RING))))....RING))))....RING))))....,

Pick Up**
"Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank"

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?...Is this 555-7039?"
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:02 PM
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Now THAT"S funny.

Love to hear more.

I also like humor sites too.

MB love and a sense of humor doesn't have to be mutually exclusive.

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