I think they're on to something by banning long bladed knives.

After all, no one can be hurt by short bladed knives.

Unless you were on board any of the ill-fated 9/11 flights brought down by little exacto knives.

Well the Liberal windbags who are denying the constitutional second amendment rights to people are the ones who are the ones likely to ban knives.....and then forks....and Sporks.....and soon to be followed by frozen food becasue heaven forbid someone get bludgeoned to death with a frozen leg of lamb.

Nothing is as suited for picking the cockroaches out of a burrito. They can't ban them, because we can't live without them.

I't's time to make a stand!