I was at a friends house the other evening, helping them celebrate their daughters 3rd birthday.

The time arrives to open the bithday gifts!

Little girl, all dressed up and pretty as can be, opens this one package...

It's in a box labeled "Harley Davidson". Upon seeing this, she goes no further and shouts out "Who's the dirtbag!". 3 year old girl saying this.

Turns out she had overheard her parents telling a joke, "What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?". "The placement of the dirtbag".

Lot of guys were literally in tears from laughing.

Never did find out what was in the box...

- Patrick

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1982 240D. 198k, Marine Blue/Blue, 4 Speed, Crank Windows, No Sunroof, No Rust, No Oil Leaks
2001 TDI. 197k, Lagoon Blue/Black, 5 speed, Chip, G60/VR6

Whoa! I guess it starts early too.

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2006 BMW M5 "Heidi" @ 109,000 miles
2005 MBZ C55 AMG "Lorelai" @ 165,000 miles
1991 MBZ 300E "Benzachino II" @ 165,000 miles
1990 MBZ 500SL "Shoshanna" @ 118,000 miles

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