have you taken it off any sweet jumps?

LOL

The first time I watched the movie I said "what the hell" the second time I laughed mt A-- off. If your the type that needes to get something other than entertainment out of a movie its not for you but the Dumb and Dumber crowd loves it.

Generally I hate movies. When I gave this one a shot, it made me laugh. I cackle at the lines now.

I see you are drinking 1%. Is that because you think you're fat? because you're not. You could be drinking whole milk if you wanted to.

ya need skillz.

"Teenah"

"Eat"

I like when Lyle shoots the cow right as the school bus full of kids pulls up and they all scream at the horror of massacre.

"It's a liger, bred for it's skills in magic"

Theres more where that came from.

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

Man I forgot that one!

I want that boat.

Besides, everyone knows I'm training to become a cage fighter.

If you take my class you can dress like me.

Rex - Napoleon Dynamite Quotes
Rex At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?[while pointing to Napoleon]

You think somebody wants to take a roundhouse to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? I don't think so!

BTW -- buy the soundtrack. All the music in in there, AND they load it up with dialogue from the film between tracks.

I caught you a delicious bass.

I also think Dumb and Dumber was truth in advertising. Sorry gang, I have a limit for how much boring stupidity I can stomach. I have to work with clueless people, I don't want to watch them in movies.