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Old 10-26-2005, 11:06 PM
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Girlfriend's sister...

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."


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Old 10-27-2005, 12:39 AM
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(This is not really my story, but funny nonetheless)
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:14 PM
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That was awesome. Made me laugh outloud after reading it.
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:22 PM
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:27 PM
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It has it's moments but kinda makes you wonder about the father
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Old 10-27-2005, 08:31 PM
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It has it's moments but kinda makes you wonder about the father
As Jeff Foxworthy once noted: "There are some family weddings where it really doesn't matter which side of the church I sit on."
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Old 10-27-2005, 09:00 PM
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As Jeff Foxworthy once noted: "There are some family weddings where it really doesn't matter which side of the church I sit on."
Stupid redneck joke I heard when only 13:Maw,"seen yer paw"? Son,"'round the hayloft" Maw,"whut's he doin'"? Son,"hangin' hisself" Maw,"did 'ya cut'im down"? Son, "nope,warn't dead yet"..............................
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Old 10-28-2005, 11:01 AM
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Another thread that isn't worth a damn without pictures.....
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Old 10-28-2005, 01:31 PM
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Well if it were me the story probably would have had a different ending
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Old 10-28-2005, 01:32 PM
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I know...I can't say that I would not have jumped all over that sister becasue I am pretty sure I would have.
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Old 10-28-2005, 07:18 PM
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Funny man,

I laughed out loud too.
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NICE JEEZE THATS FUNNY

I accually just showed that to a few people in my study hall... EXELENT story... Damn thats just great

thanks for the laugh, I needed it
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"though shalt not leave their computer alone in a room full of sophmores"

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"though shalt not leave their computer alone in a room full of sophmores"

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