Bird flu symptoms
 

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of
symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the
following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.

Hell, my grandpa told me about the Chinese Fu bird.

When he shipped out on a gunboat patrolling the Yangtze river in the '20's they had this Fu bird which,in peasant folklore was considered very holy and a portent of good luck,especially if it crapped on you.

Bad luck was supposed to occur if you immediately wiped off it's droppings and many were the tales of sudden,painful ends awaiting those who did so.

The moral,as he told me was,if the Fu sh-ts,wear it.

Strange, about a week ago I felt like most of those but felt fine after 2 days and still going strong.