Weekend Retreat
 

I’m attending a weekend GOP policy and means session in Bucksnort, Tennessee. Some of the topics are:

- Indictments and your resume.
- Defense lawyers you can afford.
- Bribes: Too little, too late?
- Improvised Explosive devices (IED): how to detect, avoid and build.
- War: Risky investment or sure-fire moneymaker?
- Swiss bank fees: Are they gouging you?
- Twenty guys/girls you don’t want to be photographed with.
- Missile defense: This time it’s going to work.
- Christmas decorations (women only).
- Key Washington phone numbers (Nov. 2005)
- Presidential speeches and their meaning (includes Bush / English dictionary).

Looks like real fun. Al’s Booze Barn has a sale on too.

Booze from the Christian rightwingers? No way. Sweet tea and banana-Cool Whip, Vanilla Wafer crust cobbler. Don't the do that in Texas?

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[QUOTE=Southernstar]I’m attending a weekend GOP policy and means session in Bucksnort, Tennessee. Some of the topics are:

- Indictments and your resume.
- Defense lawyers you can afford.
- Bribes: Too little, too late?
- Improvised Explosive devices (IED): how to detect, avoid and build.
- War: Risky investment or sure-fire moneymaker?
- Swiss bank fees: Are they gouging you?
- Twenty guys/girls you don’t want to be photographed with.
- Missile defense: This time it’s going to work.
- Christmas decorations (women only).
- Key Washington phone numbers (Nov. 2005)
- Presidential speeches and their meaning (includes Bush / English dictionary).

Hey now,what about the "blame it on another"class,along with the "we are at war" tutorial? C'mon,this is stuff we need to know.

[QUOTE=Carleton Hughes]Also, Repos ain'ty gonna meet in Bucksnort. They meet in some New England club with mahogany paneling and 100 year-old brandy. They'd never have their aeroplanes flown to a place called, "Bucksnort."

That's where Robert "The Wiz" Byrd meets with his good ol' boys.

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I knew it was fake by the title. Republicans go on "outings" Democrats "retreat".

[QUOTE=Botnst]Let me tell you something,Robert Byrd is a peerless old-time fiddler,heard him live once,the guy is great.

Dem's go on outings too but that's a completely different issue.

Got it!

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