The "I Wonder" Thread

[Angel]

a few years ago I bought a rustbucket W123 300Dturbo, my first MBZdiesel ever...

I wonder why I cant find another rustbucket 300D turbo NOW that I need one to swap into my 240d =)

-John

[tc20]

Howdy all..

i wonder why do sheep not shrink in the rain?

[J. R. B.]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Carageous

Looks like they have had to navigate the turds!
Plans are afoot as well to improve Venice's treatment of sewage, which for centuries has been dumped directly into the canals.

I think they fish for crappies.

[boneheaddoctor]

Originally Posted by tc20

Howdy all..

i wonder why do sheep not shrink in the rain?

But they do STINK in the rain....

[boneheaddoctor]

Originally Posted by TheDon

i do belive they have some sort of sewer system that would be deeper than the channels .. i mean come on .. the venice residents wouldnt want turds floating around while they are on a romantic night on the cannal

my turn


i wonder when my frign title is going to arrive

you ever been to Venice in the summer....that place reeks...

[cscmc1]

I wonder if all Ontario citizens are taught in driver's ed to buy big cop-looking Caprices and drive 10MPH below the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate.

[J. R. B.]

I have a great I wonder question for all of you. I wonder why it is when I fuel up my Benz and hear the sound of fuel flowing that I have the sudden urge to pee even though I just emptied my bladder five minutes before.

[cmac2012]

I understand a lot of scrap copper wire w/ insulation still attached is sent to China as well where they burn the plastic off -- mucho toxic gasses. We banned it here in the states, there are "chopper" machines that chop it up into small pieces and they agitate the plastic off and separate it with air pressure -- heaviest pieces settle.

Must be cheaper to burn it off in China and send the gasses in the atmosphere back here to us though...

[Cap'n Carageous]

I wonder that if a homosexual man and a lesbian were to 'get together ', would that be a "got right" or a "double negative" ?

[Carleton Hughes]

Originally Posted by Cap'n Carageous

I wonder that if a homosexual man and a lesbian were to 'get together ', would that be a "got right" or a "double negative" ?

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

[Cap'n Carageous]

I wonder why twelve socks go into the laundry room but only ten come out.

I wonder who gets into my car after I get out and turns up the stereo so loud that when I get back in, I have to turn it down.

[Frank X. Morris]

Howdy All,
I wonder why anyone would drink the water down stream from the herd.

[sailor15015]

Originally Posted by J. R. B.

I have a great I wonder question for all of you. I wonder why it is when I fuel up my Benz and hear the sound of fuel flowing that I have the sudden urge to pee even though I just emptied my bladder five minutes before.

Not to be sexist but I've heard of a lot of girls that have this problem, not nearly as many guys.

[cmac2012]

Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

To heck with them, what about the man from Nantucket?

[Carleton Hughes]

Hey, I'm Arthur Schmurdnik.I'd like to javney your paddik with my flemp.

Crandolish tha ignotaringle via la probsatindal,valcomstradel the wiltensdare opportendlass.
The whale pernt ob da discurtasien to stand under da villifacashun is ta regergetate what we's had to et alimenterywise wit da cliven up da redundustomy en da prostrate anhansement wile sercceling the yourethrae wit de hans cuz of da roamin'catlick ovjekshins ob masterbaitin'wit'da crisco summin'herizontilwise likes they dos in dat dere burrow ob queens.

See!