Children's Books You'll Never See
 

My Daughters friend had this posted on Facebook and had to post it here.

CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU'LL NEVER SEE
1. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
2. "You Were an Accident"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
5. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
6. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
7. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
8. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
9. "All Dogs Go to Hell"
10."The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
11."When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
12. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
13. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
14. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
15. "Bi-Curious George"
16. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
17. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
18. "You Are Different and That's Bad"
19. "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
20. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
21. "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets"
22. "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
23. "The Tickling Babysitter"
24. "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
25. "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
26. "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
27. "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
28. "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
29. "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
30. "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
31. "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
32. "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"

Dave

I'm partial to numbers 2, 3, 18, 31, and 32...

Does that make me wiered?

Thats an AWESOME List u got there bud
~Nate