Famous Quotes.
 

Anyone have any good, quote? I have one...

"You pay for the engine, and you get the car for free" - Enzo Ferrari

The roman Imperator Vespasian said when dyiing"Dear me, I believe I am becoming a god. An emperor ougt at least to die on his feet."

“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear." Marcus Tullius Cicero

"I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my dissapointment when you arrived."

Groucho...

Howdy All,
When asked if he would kill Ceasar. Brutus said. Sure I'll take a stab at it.

Wisdom in it's many forms
 

You cannot cheat an honest man. WC Fields.
Anything worth having is worth cheating for. WCF
My first wife drove me to drink. It's the one thing I am grateful to her for. WC
Never wise up a chump. WCF

You cannot wise up a chump. PT Barnum

I wouldn't be interested in joining a club that would have me as a member. Groucho

The only thing in the "middle of the road" are yellow stripes and dead armadillos.
Anne Richards

"Ladies and gentleman, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice"
- Maj. Sydney Freedman

Nothing is more dangerous in wartime than to live in the temperamental atmosphere of a Gallup Poll, always feeling one’s pulse and taking one’s temperature. I see that a speaker at the week-end said that this was a time when leaders should keep their ears to the ground. All I can say is that the British nation will find it very hard to look up to leaders who are detected in that somewhat ungainly posture. -Winston Churchill

"I practically invented the internet" - Al Gore

Howdy All,
The problem I have with women. Anything that would look at me, I wouldn't look at and anything I would look at wouldn't look at me.

Groucho and ...
 

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

What do you say the three of us get married: You girls have everything, you're short and tall, and slim and stout, and blonde and brunette. And that's just the kind of girl I crave!

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of his head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk. Steve Martin...

"You ever notice, the wind always blows towards you?"

- My pal JG, sitting on a mountain top 20+ years ago after smokin' a doobie...:silly:

Ive been getting alot of them lately...

"How fast do u wanna hit the ditch" -Grampa

"I fought in the war, and it was hell... But now everybody wants to fight again" -Grampa

"Treat you car how you work, because I fired a person because their car was messy and full of garbage"-Grampa

"O ****"-Mom

"cool"-Sister (often simeltanious)


I need to get out more
~Nate

1) "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Jesus Christ, circa 35 BC

2) "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your
country." JFK

"Brilliant Spirits Often Encounter Violent Opposition From Mediocre Minds" - Alberto Einstein :scholar: