Young Chuck Norris - PeachParts Mercedes-Benz Forum

#1 02-02-2006, 11:59 AM

http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13652/2006/01/young-chuck-norris.html

cscmc1 · #2 02-02-2006, 12:06 PM

Who's the guy playing "young Chuck?" The actor looks familiar for some reason. Good stuff!

John Doe · #3 02-02-2006, 12:15 PM

I couldn't view the video for some reason, but I have one on Beta of me kicking his ass back in the mid '70s.

#4 02-02-2006, 03:11 PM

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#5 02-02-2006, 03:12 PM

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

#6 02-02-2006, 03:14 PM

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes.... EVER.

OMEGAMAN · #7 02-02-2006, 05:08 PM

I scored 70% on worthiness!

#8 02-02-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by OMEGAMAN

I scored 70% on worthiness!

May the Chuck be with you.

#9 02-02-2006, 05:27 PM

Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.Chuck Norris takes a baseball bat into the can with him in case he craps out a wildcat and has to beat it to death.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Ara T. · #10 02-02-2006, 09:22 PM

I heard this one MedMech a while ago:

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

R Leo · #11 02-03-2006, 04:47 PM

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

TheDon · #12 02-03-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by R Leo

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

if chuck norris found out about that page he's surely roundhouse kick you in the face along with the webmaster of said page because their is never going to be enough bandwith for chuck norris facts.

Plantman · #13 02-03-2006, 06:26 PM

# Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

#14 02-03-2006, 08:34 PM

Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets

#15 02-04-2006, 07:08 AM

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.