I thought she was a blond

That's why I married her.....you see, I'M the shallow one

LOL if you tried to pick up my wife in a fancy AMG CL65 she would just shrug and say its some type of vehicle with 4 wheels and nice seats

By the way Anna Nicole Smith is on her way to the Supreme Court. I say you go girl! I hope she gets every dime of the close to 500 million the lower court awarded her, she gave that guy the best last year on this planet any 80+ year old would want! His family certainly didn't want anything to do with him

Gold digging is a very successful enterprise. There are two many ugly, rich, repressed men (and some not so ugly or repressed) and too many gorgeous, voluptuous, single, young, women out there for it not to be. Oldest "profession" in the book right behind prostitution, and safer. Probably started the day the first athletic, good looking, caveman came home to find his wife-to-be had moved in with the old, ugly caveman with the really cool new fangled wheel Today the almighty dollar is the attraction.

Some base, ancient instincts at work thats all.

When I was single, I would fend off the gold-diggers with my AMEX Centurion card.

When I got you drunk at the sushi place, I thought you said she was into you because you were "....hung like a horse".

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Paul S.

2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

Ha ha....now both you and W126 truly know I can't hold my liquor!

And lie like a dawg when drunk, ya shetland.

ROFLMAO! (drunk, of course)

Reminds me of a joke. Two Texans are peeing off a bridge.

One says to the other, "The water sure is cold".

The other replies, "yeah, and deep, too."

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Paul S.

2001 E430, Bourdeaux Red, Oyster interior.
79,200 miles.

1973 280SE 4.5, 170,000 miles. 568 Signal Red, Black MB Tex. "The Red Baron".

No that was my John Doe and I.

Dood, what??

Bridges of Brokeback Mountain.