>Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
>The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
>"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
>
>"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his
>trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
>
>"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting
>to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of
>office for a year! ''
>
>As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
>whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

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George W. has figured out a way to eradicate bird flu forever.
He is bombing the Canary Islands.

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Clinton would never have made that mistake.

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Bonehead Doctor

i thought the joke originally used clinton and gore not the current knuckleheads

"John".......making fun of George......... ...............blasphemy............if I do say so.

I have not only made fun of him, I didn't vote for him to serve a second term. You really should pay more attention and quit operating solely on assumption as others have pointed out.l

A general walks into the oval office and tells President Bush that four Brazillians were just killed in a suicide attack in Baghdad.

The president looks stunned and his eyes begin to well up with tears. He sits down as if he can no longer stand.

The general hesitates for a moment and then addresses the president again.

"Um, sir?," he asks. "Is there something wrong? I come in here every day and tell you about the casualties. You don't normally react like this."

The president looks confused for a moment.

"Well how many is a Brazillian?" he asks.

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Never heard it maroon, but thanks for staying on topic

BUSH AND POWELL IN BAR

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WWIII."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big boobs."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big b oobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

Hey any of you comedians up for duck hunting with me and the Chain....

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