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Mistress Heather Wish Thread
O.K. today and today only, I will grant you one wish- what would it be?
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I wish I had the wisdom I have today when I was 16.
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I want some soup.
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i want to have the ability to reach into my pocket and pull out the correct amount of money, in any currency for what ever it is i am purchasing....
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I love it when a woman refers to herself as mistress......
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Read people's minds. I could have a LOT of fun with that. And even more fun with it on the floor of the NYSE.
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We want... a shrubbery!
One that looks nice. And not too expensive.
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I want my ex to get her head out of the sand, get some psychological counseling, beat her eating disorder, and live a happy healthy life. Good things will follow for my kids if this happens.
amen. -OB
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I want the ability to compose witty and pungent aphorisms.
Plus a few extra inches down there would not be unnacceptable.....
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Manhattans on the beach with you
How's that, Mistress Heather? I'll make sure to include the bitters and all the mariccino cherries you want.
BTW, I was wondering if you know how to tie a knot in the stem of the cherry using only your tongue? I'd love to see that. R Leo, you are a man of truly simple tastes. Shrubbery?! Are you serious? I want my soup, dammit!
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More time.
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Actually, I'm pretty happy as it is.
If I had to pick something, I think I would ask to be able to instantly see everyones' best side (probably have to see their worst side too, since these things usually have balance, but it would be worth it). I'd like to treat people better and I think this might help. Bizarre, huh? |
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