Tell us what your funniest bar room story is, that you can remember... I was a disco queen at one time (before I traded in the platforms for leather and whips) I was slightly skunked dancing with Ramon, he twirled me around and didn't grab my arm in time and I spun into a wall and crumpled on the floor.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

. . . yeah, yeah, with nobody else!
George Thoroughgood.

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

That's not healthy--- you should always drink with people.

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

I'll be right over. I mean, that was an invitation, wasn't it?

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" We have nothing to fear but the main stream media itself . . . ."- Adapted from Franklin D Roosevelt for the 21st century

OBK #55

1998 Lincoln Continental - Sold
Max 1984 300TD 285,000 miles - Sold
The Dee8gonator 1987 560SEC 196,000 miles - Sold
Orgasmatron - 2006 CLS500 90,000 miles
2002 C320 Wagon 122,000 miles
2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

A woman wearing a tank-top sits down at a bar and raises her hand to gain the bartender's attention, exposing a tuft of underarm hair that had not seen a razor in months. The bartender, noticing the sickened look on his customer's faces yet not wishing to insult the woman, tells her, "Ma'am, my name is Charlie, and if you need a another drink, just say ‘Hey Charlie,’ to get my attention."
"Okay," says the woman.

A few minutes later, after the woman emptied her glass, she raises her hand again to get Charlie's attention. Patrons begin to leave the bar, disgusted at the sight of her armpit foliage, and Charlie is losing patience with her. "Ma'am, I told you to call my name if you needed anything," he tells the woman.

"Hey Charlie, put her drink on my tab," a drunk at the other end of the bar says. "I just love the ballet."

"Ballet?" Charlie asks. "What in the world do you mean?" "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina." the drunk replies

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I'll have to pencil you in between whippings, several forum members have been verrrry bad...

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"It's normal for these things to empty your wallet and break your heart in the process."
2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL