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#1
08-26-2006, 09:21 AM
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Let's Play Lexically Ambigious Headlines!
Come up with some funny headlines. I'll start with a couple.
 Dad Leaves House to Murder Defendent Church Reveals Official Procreation Position
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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman 
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#2
08-26-2006, 09:27 PM
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Guess I'll just laugh at my own jokes.
FAA duplicates fatal flight Thousands vaccinated after flu deaths HAHAHA.. that's funny Kuan
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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - Robert A. Zimmerman
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#3
08-26-2006, 09:30 PM
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