Hampster to Clarkson: Top 10 GAY cars (2005)
 

BBC's Top Gear presenter was shocked: (from some UK gay website)

1. Smart

2. Jeep Wrangler

3. Pink Rolls Royce

4. MB SL55 AMG:eek:

5. New Mini

6. BMW Z3

7. Porsche Convertible

8. Classic Chevy

9. New Skoda

10 New Beetle (just look at it!)

Did the Audi TT (Cough.....Beetle) or Volkswagen Cabrio list above the top
10?

#8 is going to tick a lot of people off. :D

Just proves gays have good taste.:D

I guess above cars are as good for picking up men as women!:eek:

Ahhh, this ***** about gays and their cars is lugubrious and pandering to stereotypes based upon the sad fact than "hetero" men are made uncomfortable with same-sex doings,as Bluebeard said"you may look into all the chambers save one".

One of my closest car collector friends is gay,bought,sold and traded with him over the years.

Guy's got Delages,an Hispano-Suiza,2 Isotta's plus a Bugatti tipo 40 I keep begging him to sell me,just shows ya, you never know AND it doesn't really matter at all what most hooples think.

i was to say the same... a car is a car..miata's own last i heard on the autocross and they even have there own type of autocross.. miata spec racing..

The Jetta has been ruined for me, not only does every girl seem to drive one at school, really annoying highschool wannabe guys drive them as well. Only and I mean only the TDI's have cool people in them, TDI owners are usualy very cool for some reason.

I was expecting my convertible Audi TT to make it....maybe it was NO 11 :)

Wheres the Miata? Those have always had that reputation. They are freakin' fun lil cars though.

I dont know if it was the Solstice or the Sky was the most researched car on gaywheels.com. There was a piece on it at Jalopnik.com.

The TT cant be on the list, because then you would need to add the 350Z/G35, the Eclipse, the SC430, etc. to the same line and any other replicas out there I might have forgot. What is it about a TT that intimidates you guys so much? Even the Alfa Romeo crowd gets their panties twisted. Weird...

Where did you get your hands on an Alfa Romeo?

...and convertible drivers are usually bald(ing).
Really, it's true. :D

I was going to say that, too.
 

Yeah, I don't know what the point of this list is. The guy I work for is an ********* and he has a Porsche. I don't think EVERYbody that has a Porsche is an *********. Maybe it's a high per centage, but not EVERYbody. I'd like to have one too.

Well I think the survay is ment to be made fun of, how can such a thing be taken in any way seriously.

As an aside I don't know about 911 drivers but BMW drivers espeicaly those with NJ plates are pretty much all A holes.:D You name an A hole driving move and they do it on the way to work.:D


Now what if the the poll was, "What car do you think is the most gay?"
Hmm the Ford Probe is tops in my book, what was up with that name?:confused:

Q: What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the OUTside. :D

I guess there are many takes on the top 10 gay cars Ramon Johnson has his own take - guess he can qualify as an expert:P

Best Car for the Gay Professional
2006 BMW 5 Series Sedan

Best Car for the New Gay Family
2006 Saab 9-5 Wagon

Best Dragwagon
2006 Kia Sorento

Most Likely Down Low Cruiser
2006 Chevrolet Impala

Best Twinkmobile
2006 Mini Cooper

Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man
2006 Honda Element

Best Ride for the Trendy Gay Man (Urban)
2006 Chrysler 300C

Best Retail Queen Carriage
2006 Pontiac G6

Best Lesbian Moving Van
2006 Subaru Outback

Queerest Car
2006 Ford Focus

Can't wait to share this with co-worker who has Chrysler 300C. Not up on my gay vocabulary - what is twink, twinkle or should I ask?