Following on from JenTays "do you pee in the shower" thread, i was just wondering if guys here still derive joy from that boyhood fun of beating the flush when you pee? There is both science and art involved here. How full are you, whats the capacity of the cistern and do you keep aim at the one point are just some of the variables in this quest.
I guess seeing from how far back you can still hit the target might best be left to bar room facilities

Tony

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'82 W123 280E

Beat the flush hell, when you pass 50 you're lucky to beat 3-4 flushes.

B

that's why Paul C left....

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2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

That's the funny thing about growing older,a man can't pee and a woman can't stop......

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He left because he could no longer beat the flush?

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2016 AMG GTS 12,000 miles

Ah good fun. I hate it when you flush to early and its like (&()&(+ if I don't finish I have to flush again!

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1999 SL500
1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

I never played that game. It sounds like you could rupture something.

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2012 Subaru Forester 5-speed
2005 Toyota Sienna
2004 Chrysler Sebring convertible
1999 Toyota Tacoma

That gives me an idea... let's all go over to Paul C's house and upper deck the guest bathroom to see if we can get him to come around.

If you don't know don't ask.

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1986 300E 220,000 miles+ transmission impossible
(Now waiting under a bridge in order to become one)

Reading your M103 duty cycle:
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831799-post13.html
http://www.peachparts.com/shopforum/831807-post14.html

ever buy a large soda while at the movie theater and finish it during the previews due to boredom... and when the movie gets really good you have that urge to purge.... and you dont want to leave... so you hold it out for the next hour and half... rushing ... that half mile to the restroom and just stand there over the bowl for more than a minute draining the dragon...

Yep, I never learn.

BTW, the sizes of those drinks are becoming insane! They'll have to start serving them with insulin!

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Chris
2007 E550 4Matic - 61,000 Km - Iridium Silver, black leather, Sport package, Premium 2 package
2007 GL450 4Matic - 62,000 Km - Obsidian Black Metallic, black leather, all options
1998 E430 - sold
1989 300E - 333,000 Km - sold
1977 280E - sold
1971 250 - retired

"And a frign hat. They gave me a hat at the annual benefits meeting. I said. how does this benefit me. I dont have anything from the company.. So they gave me a hat." - TheDon

i bring my own stuff.. usually some Pom or a bottle of iced tea..and some trail mix to snack on....

and i keep telling you, therein lies the balance...

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2012 SLK 350
1987 420 SEL

And a freaking catheter.

I know I havn't bought anything at the theatre in years do to the nutty prices. But a couple of weeks ago I did, the small is massive! The jumbo jug of soda is like a gallon! I can't beleive people are not going into shock!

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1969 280SE
2023 Ram 1500
2007 Tiara 3200

I don't mean to be crude, but I wish I could stop peeing, so I don't get that last little dribble down my leg when I put my junk away.

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