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Somewhere in Italy, A prancing horse cries.
The letter read,
To my darling husband Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweet heart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX |
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Ford getting a little Italian job.
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Hmm...Arkansas Plates. I think it's Hillary getting even with Bill, again!
Wait! They live in New York??? OH! Never Mind! |
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True story: A couple of years ago, I got my 280E Euro painted. Wife dropped me off at the paint shop and I drove the newly painted car home. I arrived before her and was in the driveway checking out the paint job and was pissed because they did a bad job. I crouched down and was checking out the front of the car when BAM! I fell back and there was the rear end of my wife's Honda Passport mated with the rear of my Merc! I went inside, opened a beer and sat by myself in a dark room for several hours. Got her to do some stuff that weekend that she had previously refused to do. At least I got something out of it!
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That sucks! I wonder how you would get your insurance company to cover that.
Definately going in the photo album. Thanks!
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two-fer!
pheew! for a minute there i though the bikes were hit.
or ford tops ferrari in latest crash tests
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Ditto on the bikes
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the real story is a drunk jumped a ditch into the garage, I have the whole picture spread somewhere on one of my HD's. It happened 3 years ago and it was rumored that it was my old car (it was not) if I get some time I will dig up the close ups.
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it looks to me as if the ferrari would have had to run under the truck.
although the truck story is compelling. tom w
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The Italian scooter parked in the garage is the dead give away. I had the story archive and it was beatin to death on Ferrarichat.com. |
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ok on closer examination i see the kneewall above the door is gone and lying on the far right. also i see the marks on the ceiling.
i concede that you are probalby right. but what does the italian scooter have to do with it? tom w
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Why do the nice cars always have to get taken out!
Reminds me of a story about a local. Said person left a Christmas party three sheets to the wind. Then proceded to take there Range Rover and rip the side off a 740IL and Lexus 330, before ending up embeded in the trunk of an E320, kind of in a front yard. Total distance? about 50ft. Drunks, when will people ever learn. I guess that driver was lucky no one was around at the time. He could have came through a bedroom or something!
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