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Old 10-14-2006, 09:23 PM
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Definition of a good lay

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Old 10-14-2006, 09:28 PM
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:32 PM
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:35 PM
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:37 PM
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Old 10-14-2006, 09:45 PM
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Old 10-14-2006, 10:07 PM
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When she clutches me tightly and screams, "Hattersguuuy!!!"

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Old 10-14-2006, 10:19 PM
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When she clutches me tightly and screams, "Hattersguuuy!!!"

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Yeah about that! Then her parents knock on the door and are like whats going on! Nothing of course.

How was I supposed to know she was a screamer?
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:01 PM
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:26 PM
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Hell,maybe I'm old fashioned,but the whole deal is about giving the woman pleasure,with us men it's generally shoot and eject.

An hour or so of oral and nip squeezing,bringing her to a tumultuous orgasm,including a judicious use of fingers in strategic holes,a strong tongue in addition to taking your cues from her pleasure,finally when she can stand no more and screams for you to stop you load your gun and do what God and nature intended,when I was younger I could hold out for 10 minutes or so,now it's more like 4-5 minutes,at least it still works................
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:38 PM
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:40 PM
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I like my lay's with sour cream and clam dip, but I guess we aren't talking about potato chips now, are we?
Is this related to why no Miss America from Idaho has been selected?
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I like my lay's with sour cream and clam dip, but I guess we aren't talking about potato chips now, are we?
Phooey,I eat Doritos and Herr's
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:43 PM
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I like my lay's with sour cream and clam dip, but I guess we aren't talking about potato chips now, are we?
he he he.....You said "clam dip". uhh uh huh huh huh huh
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Old 10-14-2006, 11:48 PM
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I met Miss Oregon 1997 back in 1997, but she lived in Seattle at the time , but I met her in Oregon
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