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Definition of a good lay
What's a good lay? And don't tell me "If you have to ask..."
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Any day that involves getting laid.
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When I was a kid it was when my hand wanted a cigarette, too.
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Two words: Gumby Legs
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When she screams my name!
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When she clutches me tightly and screams, "Hattersguuuy!!!"
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Yeah about that! Then her parents knock on the door and are like whats going on! Nothing of course. How was I supposed to know she was a screamer?
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It is not "what " but who?
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Hell,maybe I'm old fashioned,but the whole deal is about giving the woman pleasure,with us men it's generally shoot and eject.
An hour or so of oral and nip squeezing,bringing her to a tumultuous orgasm,including a judicious use of fingers in strategic holes,a strong tongue in addition to taking your cues from her pleasure,finally when she can stand no more and screams for you to stop you load your gun and do what God and nature intended,when I was younger I could hold out for 10 minutes or so,now it's more like 4-5 minutes,at least it still works................
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Any woman that doesn't press charges is a good lay in my book.
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Is this related to why no Miss America from Idaho has been selected?
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Phooey,I eat Doritos and Herr's
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he he he.....You said "clam dip". uhh uh huh huh huh huh
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No contestant wants to go national with the statement, "Idaho...".
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